“改天请你吃饭!”生活中最“假”的15句话,你也一定说过
<section class="xmteditor" style="display:none;" data-tools="新媒体管家" data-label="powered by xmt.cn"></section><p style="font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">生活真真假假,<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">小编相信,</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">以下这15句话</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">多多少少有几句,</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">你听过,</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">甚至说过。</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">一起来看看吧!</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 20px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #007AAA;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">回 忆 篇</span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">1</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">家长:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">压岁钱我给你存着。</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">2</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">小学老师:<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">你跟我说实话,</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">我不告诉你家长。</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">3</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">初中老师:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">这节课体育老师有事不上了。<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">4</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">高中老师:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">我就占你们一分钟。<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">5</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">学习好的同学:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">这次又没考好。<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">6</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">老师和家长:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">等你考完试想怎么玩就怎么玩,</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">没人管你!</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.9242424242424242" data-s="300,640" src="data/attachment/forum/201712/27/165635lzmp11v08onpnprp.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="330" style="box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: auto !important;visibility: visible !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 20px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #007AAA;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">感 情 篇</span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">7</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">喜欢的人:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">其实你人很好,</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">但是我们不太适合。<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">8</span></strong><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">太太:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(出门前化妆时)马上就好!马上就好!<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">9</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">老公:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(一面盯着别的女生)她哪有你漂亮?<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="" data-croporisrc="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/azXQmS1HA7myAaib5PZuw6z41Xny7MsRh5Ds3n3eLrrF7kIjZhWicBz7yzMvSxeHiaYQOpiclgOscpTOicLCTq3WO5Q/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-cropx1="0" data-cropx2="465" data-cropy1="0" data-cropy2="348" data-ratio="0.7483870967741936" data-s="300,640" src="data/attachment/forum/201712/27/165635asyjyvun7yagsjpz.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="465" style="box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 465px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="465px"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 20px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #007AAA;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">生 活 篇</span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">10</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">售货员:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">我真的不挣你钱,</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">我这是按进价卖的!<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">11</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">亲戚:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">你人来就好了,</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">还带什么礼物嘛!<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">12</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">街边小店:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">跳楼大甩卖!<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">13</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">见到久别的同学,存下各自的号码:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">有空常联系!<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">14</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">饭店服务员:</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">您要的菜已经做了,马上就好!</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 20px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #007AAA;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">最后一句</span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">16</span></strong></p><hr style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"/><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #7B0C00;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">改天请你吃饭!</strong></span><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-ligatures: normal;orphans: 2;white-space: normal;widows: 2;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br 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