对于有娃的爸爸妈妈而言
有一种痛叫做
娃放学!要辅导娃写作业!
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下班“鸡娃”
(给孩子打鸡血)
还不如上班工作
家有学生党
每到晚上都会上演一部
鸡飞狗跳家庭伦理武打剧
从心梗,到“狂犬病”、脑溢血、骨折……
“鸡娃”有风险
且“鸡”且珍惜
来,下面舞台交给你们——
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一写作业拉屎拉尿
分分钟想揍他
娃,让我再打你一遍
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陪一个娃还不够虐
来个二胎一起
陪写作业绝望到
想从你的全世界消失!
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老娘当年也是经过大风大雨
冒着生命危险战斗在前线
让我们红尘作伴吼得潇潇洒洒
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陪娃作业唯一的好处是
不用烫头发了
因为……
气炸了!
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弄作业弄出脑溢血
每次吼完胸痛脑胀
感觉是仙女遭遇人间历劫
很快就要飞升上神了……
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婚姻是女人的二次投胎
陪娃作业让我重生
不是你“死”,就是我“亡”
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妈妈们老是吐槽爸爸
陪读鸡娃统统不参与
哪知道
爸爸陪读吼娃更是
掀桌摔椅家产难保
哭戏打戏排上倒海
心梗骨折狂犬疫苗
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陪读爸爸急火攻心
下起手来下起口来
也是吓死个人
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陪读诚可贵,亲子价更高;
若为生命故,两者皆可抛。
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娃爹也会练狮吼功
不写作业全家和谐
一写作业声嘶力竭
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心梗高血压
陪娃作业送娃上学
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作业前,你好我好大家好
作业后,一个咆哮一个哭
什么前世情人?
爸爸陪读一样鸡飞狗跳
山崩地裂
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陪读爸爸自暴自弃模式
大吼“叫你‘爷叔’好不好”
(“爷叔”:上海话对长辈的尊称/对捣蛋小青年的别称)
感受一下这排山倒海的愤怒
“你想写几就写几,
随便你写几好伐!”
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“我早想揍你一顿了”
第一批80后已经快被00后气死了!
真是谁陪作业谁糟心
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陪读这条路,简直比取西经还艰难!
历尽天劫!九九八十一难!
怪不得说当下主要矛盾已升级:
现如今最主要的家庭矛盾是一帮从小不怎么让父母操心考试成绩也能名列前茅的父母和一帮每天陪着做作业改卷子签名字但成绩依然不理想的孩子之间的矛盾。
生个孩子不容易,养个孩子更不容易,陪读更是伤心伤身还伤命!
80/90后爹妈的日常是:
不谈学习,母慈子孝,连搂带抱;一谈学习,鸡飞狗跳,呜嗷嗷叫;让老人血压高,让邻居不睡觉;前一秒如胶似漆,下一秒叮哐就削。给孩子的爱,像极了一句歌词:爱恨就在一瞬间。尽职尽责,精神分裂,这就是我们生活的真实写照。
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