“我不感谢妈妈！”6岁小男生写诗笑喷全国网友：套路太深了
<section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="16"><section class=""><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: center;">现在的</span><strong style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #007AAA;">小学生作业</span></strong><span style="text-align: center;">，日常惊艳我们这群大人</span></p><p style="text-align: center;">前阵子有小邵的《沙漏》感悟时间</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.75" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144647ziczbohxdtbcisx7.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: auto !important;visibility: visible !important;"/></section></section><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><br/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">但有时候，当小学生的<strong><span style="color: #007AAA;">吐槽技能上线</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;">那就不一样了</p><p style="text-align: center;">别说大人了，段子手都输掉了！</p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144647m98eer14zkilrbu8.jpg" data-type="gif" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/> <img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144647m98eer14zkilrbu8.jpg" data-type="gif" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/> <img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144647m98eer14zkilrbu8.jpg" data-type="gif" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;width: 534.391px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648zr6d3p3l4q7v4lad.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 534.391px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 55px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;width: 668px;vertical-align: top;background-color: rgb(226, 240, 251);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 146.953px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: -10px;margin-bottom: -10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="padding: 4px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;border-radius: 100%;background-color: rgb(83, 134, 178);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 100%;border-width: 2px;border-style: dotted;border-color: white;width: 1.6em;height: 1.6em;font-size: 24px;line-height: 1.5em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;">01</p></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" style="padding-right: 5px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 521.031px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: left;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">《我不感谢妈妈》</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">请各位叔叔阿姨哥哥阿姨欣赏</p><p style="text-align: center;">吐槽小能手第一回合</p><p style="text-align: center;">6岁男孩写的诗：《我不感谢妈妈》</p><p style="text-align: center;">▽</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><img class="" data-ratio="1.2117864" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144647d4vuf6446is5c6vi.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="543" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><img class="" data-ratio="1.2103321" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648lkt33cbttqbtbc7k.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="542" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><img class="" data-ratio="0.3875" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648up6qq3vqchzpw9ic.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="480" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;"> 我不感谢她 </p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;background-color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"> 我还能感谢谁呢？？？</span></strong></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(114, 114, 114);border-radius: 0px;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.578125" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648i9tuiaii0tcp9o80.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 599.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">妈妈看了前六段排比“我不感谢...”之后</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><em style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">“这小兔崽子是不是又皮痒了”</strong></span></em></p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><br/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">又看到最后四行的时候</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><em style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;">“果然是我的仔啊，懂事！”</span></em></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">▽</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">套路深深深几许</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">套路了六段排比后，来一个<span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">急急急...急转弯</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">现在小孩子的<span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">求生欲</strong></span>堪比男友<img class="__bg_gif" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648b65s6r9pruxrlyvu.gif" data-type="gif" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(114, 114, 114);border-radius: 0px;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.3921875" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648zstniij9ne32bt1o.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 599.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">都让人怀疑，是不是写到后面</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">妈妈突然进房间来检查作业了</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(114, 114, 114);border-radius: 0px;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.3875" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648goasgspzszjlghty.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 599.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><br/></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">然后小孩就在心里方脏了1秒钟</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">随后就写下了最后四行字，危机解除 <img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648cw914k33k34xp5xa.jpg" data-type="gif" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;width: 400.797px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="1.2515625" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648tis4zn2nxlp030s3.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 400.797px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(114, 114, 114);border-radius: 0px;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.7921875" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649dahr3fbxs3fnlynw.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 599.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">也有很多网友夸孩子优秀</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">字写得漂亮，写作能力也可以</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">都知道用排比了👍</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(114, 114, 114);border-radius: 0px;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.8609375" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649ck9mlem1k4e7a0mj.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 599.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">不过……<img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649as4axuqqoz3cazxl.png" data-type="png" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">套路哈深</strong></span>，以后一定是做领导的料哈哈！</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(114, 114, 114);border-radius: 0px;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.2828125" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649c13bb1993z13at7g.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 599.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">现在再看看最后两行字</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">嗯……的确还不错呢！很优秀</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.3875" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144648up6qq3vqchzpw9ic.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="480" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">在三个问号的后面</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">仿佛还有<span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">半个挣扎着的惊叹号</strong></span>！</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649wy7jootottoyoh5o.png" data-type="png" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">想必是用来加强语气的，写不下了都要写</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 55px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;width: 668px;vertical-align: top;background-color: rgb(226, 240, 251);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 146.953px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: -10px;margin-bottom: -10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="padding: 4px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;border-radius: 100%;background-color: rgb(83, 134, 178);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 100%;border-width: 2px;border-style: dotted;border-color: white;width: 1.6em;height: 1.6em;font-size: 24px;line-height: 1.5em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;">02</p></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" style="padding-right: 5px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 521.031px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: left;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">一个懒惰的人 👉 我的妈妈</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">再看吐槽小能手第二回合</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">《一个懒惰的人》</strong></span>要写谁？</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">哇塞！居然敢写妈妈？还事无巨细地写！</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><br/></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">请欣赏 ▽</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;width: 668px;box-shadow: rgb(0, 0, 0) 0px 0px 0px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="1.1234375" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649cdpglkqldhmp1d09.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 668px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">看上去，这个妈妈除了上班和上厕所</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">就喜欢在床上躺着</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">渴了：“儿子！给我倒水！”<br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">饿了：“儿子！给我零食！”</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">热了：“儿子！给我雪糕！”</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">馋了：“儿子！给我水果！"</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">吃完了：“儿子！给我扔果皮擦手！”</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><br/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">看完，真的是，这个妈妈怎么肥四！</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">虽然最后孩子收尾在“但是我还很爱她”</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><br/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">就是不知道</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">这位妈妈看完会是什么感想<img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649el3yg15jiklhzbt5.png" data-type="png" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 55px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;width: 668px;vertical-align: top;background-color: rgb(226, 240, 251);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 146.953px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: -10px;margin-bottom: -10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="padding: 4px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;border-radius: 100%;background-color: rgb(83, 134, 178);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 100%;border-width: 2px;border-style: dotted;border-color: white;width: 1.6em;height: 1.6em;font-size: 24px;line-height: 1.5em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;">03</p></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" style="padding-right: 5px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 521.031px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: left;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">爸爸，您要自己洗衣服</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">写个作文可以自由发挥这么多戏</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">其实吗……</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">填个空</strong></span>也可以啊 <img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649as4axuqqoz3cazxl.png" data-type="png" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.79375" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649encbg98slbezenne.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: auto !important;visibility: visible !important;"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 20px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.9;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;background-color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"> 爸爸，（您）要自己洗衣服。 </span></strong></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(114, 114, 114);border-radius: 0px;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.8703125" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649adme3pp0bq7bdmpd.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 599.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 20px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.9;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;background-color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"> 是啊，（我）太辛苦了，爸爸。</span></strong></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(114, 114, 114);border-radius: 0px;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="1.1828125" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144649aq6565obsdp5ur50.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 599.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 20px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.9;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;background-color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">（你）自己能做的事情就自己做，</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;background-color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"> 我就不用操心了。</strong></span></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">这几个空格，真的没毛病啊！</p><p style="text-align: center;">爸爸的懒惰一览无余哈哈哈哈哈！</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;">这位爸爸看完，可能就开始思考人生了<br/></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 55px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;width: 668px;vertical-align: top;background-color: rgb(226, 240, 251);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 146.953px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: -10px;margin-bottom: -10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="padding: 4px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;border-radius: 100%;background-color: rgb(83, 134, 178);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 100%;border-width: 2px;border-style: dotted;border-color: white;width: 1.6em;height: 1.6em;font-size: 24px;line-height: 1.5em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;">04</p></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" style="padding-right: 5px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 521.031px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: left;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">眼疾手快不是这么用哒！</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">这个小学生第四回合就厉害了</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">直接上来就是<span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: #5386B2;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">“我眼疾手快打死了我妈妈”</strong></span></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.618" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144650t5zbbqpbr577n5k7.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="500" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: auto !important;visibility: visible !important;"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">不知道最后这个小朋友下场如何<img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144647m98eer14zkilrbu8.jpg" data-type="gif" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 55px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;width: 668px;vertical-align: top;background-color: rgb(226, 240, 251);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 146.953px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: -10px;margin-bottom: -10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="padding: 4px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;border-radius: 100%;background-color: rgb(83, 134, 178);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 100%;border-width: 2px;border-style: dotted;border-color: white;width: 1.6em;height: 1.6em;font-size: 24px;line-height: 1.5em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;">05</p></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" style="padding-right: 5px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 521.031px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: left;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">暴露真相第一名</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">还记得之前有个小学生写</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">《妈妈的双眼皮是做的》</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;width: 601.188px;border-width: 0px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(62, 62, 62);border-radius: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(0, 0, 0) 1px 0px 3px;word-wrap: break-word !important;overflow: hidden !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.3390625" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144650pbk7b78qi8skbe8s.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;width: 601.188px;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="100%"/></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #007AAA;">“妈妈的双眼皮是去店里做的，</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">妈妈老是说要减肥。”</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">妈妈看了……心态爆炸！<img class="" data-ratio="1" src="data/attachment/forum/201803/24/144650p45fsws1wshf78fr.png" data-type="png" data-w="28" height="28" style="box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;width: 28px !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="28"/></p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><br/></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">小朋友只是说点日常生活</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">但是我们看看，吐槽第一名了哈哈哈</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">这么实诚的话语，我们可做不到</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;font-variant-numeric: normal;font-variant-east-asian: normal;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;widows: 1;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 55px;margin-bottom: 20px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;width: 668px;vertical-align: top;background-color: rgb(226, 240, 251);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: center;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 146.953px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: -10px;margin-bottom: -10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="padding: 4px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;border-radius: 100%;background-color: rgb(83, 134, 178);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 100%;border-width: 2px;border-style: dotted;border-color: white;width: 1.6em;height: 1.6em;font-size: 24px;line-height: 1.5em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;">06</p></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" style="padding-right: 5px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;display: inline-block;vertical-align: middle;width: 521.031px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;text-align: left;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;">打不过，根本打不过</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class=""><section class=""><p style="text-align: center;">天天左手微博右手微信的你</p><p style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;min-height: 1em;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;">吐槽水平都追不上这些小学生！</p></section></section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="text-align: center;">对于这些吐槽小能手只能说：</section></section><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #007AAA;">你们太厉害了</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section> 熊孩子的套路!
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