『黎子』 发表于 2018-1-24 14:48:25

年底酒席太多?南充有个人编了一首顺口溜,真是绝了!

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break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.6;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">有一种春节的烦恼叫做:</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #FF4C00;font-size: 18px;line-height: 1.6;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">人情宴!</span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: 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!important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="" data-ratio="0.66796875" data-s="300,640" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144509sihf9wswyfsshy4s.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="243" style="box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: auto !important;" width="auto"/><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><iframe class="video_iframe" data-vidtype="2" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" data-ratio="1.3333333333333333" data-w="640" scrolling="no" src="https://v.qq.com/iframe/preview.html?vid=j0012kl0zdk&width=500&height=375&auto=0"></iframe><br 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#000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">这种<span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #FF4C41;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">夸张</span></strong></span>的事在全国各地发生,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">蓬安也不乏如此</span></p></section><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="" 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#000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">亲戚朋友都会随份子钱</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">这原本是中国的一种民间传统习俗</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">但是这种传统习俗</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: 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255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">搬新家、孩子满月、过生日、结婚……</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">如今在蓬安,各种酒席让人吃不过来</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #0080FF;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">一到春节,酒席更是扎堆举办</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #0080FF;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">而且随的礼金也越来越多.....</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.66796875" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144507ftr3pursxhjvzvfj.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="200" style="box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: auto !important;" width="auto"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">面对名目众多的宴席,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #FF2941;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">有个蓬安人写了这首顺口溜:</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="__bg_gif" data-ratio="0.66796875" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144509cm42wgwvvpd21mqp.gif" data-type="gif" data-w="128" style="border: 1px solid rgb(238, 237, 235);color: rgb(59, 51, 51);font-size: 14px;line-height: 26.9474px;text-align: justify;white-space: pre-wrap;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 128px !important;background-color: rgb(238, 237, 235);background-size: 22px;background-position: 50% 50%;background-repeat: no-repeat;" width="auto"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word 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border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144645k4f4pzic88s17cch.jpg" alt="_20180124144455.jpg" aid="attachimg_630146"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">普通人家三四百,亲朋好友上千元,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">平均每月五六趟,最多一月二十轮。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">听我帮你算一算,你看吓(ha)人不吓(ha)人。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144655m7735h67z7iw6x8q.jpg" alt="_20180124144459.jpg" aid="attachimg_630147"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">生娃三朝满月酒,刚满周岁又庆生。<br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">十八要办成人酒,二十大寿请宾客。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">二十四岁本命年,大办酒席叫挂红,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">二十五六结婚礼,人生一世大事情。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">三六四十五六十,大操大办过生日,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">七老八十命归阴,你不送礼说不通。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(0, 32, 96);font-family: 微软雅黑;line-height: 25px;white-space: pre-wrap;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144703p6mlaazgnniwvxxg.jpg" alt="_20180124144504.jpg" aid="attachimg_630148"/></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(0, 32, 96);font-family: 微软雅黑;line-height: 25px;white-space: pre-wrap;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">新修房子要随礼,娃儿升学状元红,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">买车换车要随礼,只放鞭炮还不行。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">加个红包说恭喜,这样才算心意诚。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">升职乔迁必须请,生病住院随人情,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">过世之人做阴寿,有的居然结阴亲。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="" data-ratio="0.66796875" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144509a7761ni1q9iks21e.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="640" style="box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: auto !important;" width="auto"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">为了收回彩礼金,居然有人假离婚。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">再来一场复婚礼,好让礼金再回笼。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">猪婆下儿也请客,这些都是真事情。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">闹出许多奇葩事,简直五花又八门,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="" data-ratio="0.66796875" data-s="300,640" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144511d61xf16m553f1xyj.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="500" style="font-size: 14px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: auto !important;" width="auto"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">这叫没事找事做,人在阳世瞎折腾。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">社会不断在发展,酒席不断在提升,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">席上无蛇不成宴,海鲜脚鱼配山珍。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="" data-ratio="0.66796875" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144511s62h60au9qldphm9.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="600" style="box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: auto !important;" width="100%"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">订亲彩礼起码价,一十八万八千银,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">万紫千红一点绿,这个如今最流行,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">珠宝项链和钻戒,还得另外送现金。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">宴席彩礼搞攀比,铺张浪费拼命撑。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="" data-ratio="0.66796875" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144510g95sas281wlp1sl1.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="600" style="box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: auto !important;" width="auto"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">婚后欠一屁股债,做牛做马慢慢供。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">工资也就二千几,多的不过五千零,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">除去正常开支后,难有红票买东东。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">卖掉猪婆卖鸡鸭,凑齐钱财当礼金,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">打肿脸面充胖子,这是部分蓬安人。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: #000000;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img class="" data-ratio="0.66796875" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/24/144510ry371c3ui66mtc6n.gif" data-type="png" data-w="150" style="box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: auto !important;" width="auto"/></p></section></section></section>
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