栀子花与伏特加 发表于 2018-1-17 11:19:37

第一批80后已经被00后气死!不写作业母慈子孝,一写作业鸡飞狗跳!

<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 1px;">期末考试冲刺季</span><br/></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com"><section class="article135"><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">对于有娃的爸爸妈妈而言</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 1px;">有一种痛叫做</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">娃放学!要辅导娃写作业!</span></strong></span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/112106vb0e6acbucwu2u1e.jpg" alt="_20180117112021.jpg" aid="attachimg_628790"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">下班<strong>“鸡娃”</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: #888888;">(给孩子打鸡血)</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">还不如上班工作</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;"><br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 1px;">家有学生党</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 1px;">每到晚上</span><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">都会上演一部</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">鸡飞狗跳家庭伦理武打剧</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">从心梗,到“狂犬病”、脑溢血、骨折……</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;"><br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;font-size: 18px;"><strong><span style="color: #D92142;letter-spacing: 1px;">“鸡娃”有风险</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;font-size: 18px;"><strong><span style="color: #D92142;letter-spacing: 1px;">且“鸡”且珍惜</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;"><br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">来,下面舞台交给你们<span style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: normal;">——</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;"><br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">一写作业拉屎拉尿</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">分分钟想揍他</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">娃,让我再打你一遍</span></strong></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111516v7k26903wq0z92d9.jpg" class="" data-ratio="0.34444444444444444" data-w="720" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="720" data-backh="248" style="width: 100%;"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/112115tt5qrl2h7uavq1s7.jpg" alt="_20180117112033.jpg" aid="attachimg_628791"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪一个娃还不够虐</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">来个二胎一起</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪写作业绝望到</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">想从你的全世界消失!</span></strong></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111517nsdkd9zrdqosd23x.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="0.358695652173913" data-w="736" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="736" data-backh="264"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111517flr9md73utfukvcf.jpg" data-copyright="0" style="width: 252px;height: 223px;" class="" data-ratio="0.8867313915857605" data-w="618" data-backw="618" data-backh="548"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">老娘当年也是经过大风大雨<br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">冒着生命危险战斗在前线</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">让我们红尘作伴吼得潇潇洒洒</span></strong></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111515yap1w9zlakm15t1l.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="0.296" data-w="750" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="750" data-backh="222"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111515pl0t77jupj1p7151.jpg" class="" data-ratio="0.6540642722117203" data-w="529" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="529" data-backh="346" style="width: 301px;height: 197px;"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪娃作业唯一的好处是</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">不用烫头发了</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">因为……<br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">气炸了!</span></strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;"><br/></span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111516cb55w0xfbhqhfffz.jpg" style="padding: 10px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="1.1900584795321638" data-w="684" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="684" data-backh="814"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111516wk0uu8umsr07y98r.jpg" data-copyright="0" style="width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="0.8472032742155525" data-w="733" data-backw="733" data-backh="621"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼<br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">弄作业弄出脑溢血</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">每次吼完胸痛脑胀</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">感觉是仙女遭遇人间历劫</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">很快就要飞升上神了……</span></strong></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111517dymg6mofmzwz7ywo.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="0.8791666666666667" data-w="720" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="720" data-backh="633"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111518i3q3tt8q3jgb4zge.jpg" class="" data-ratio="0.8543689320388349" data-w="618" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="618" data-backh="528" style="width: 275px;height: 235px;"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">婚姻是女人的二次投胎</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪娃作业让我重生</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">不是你“死”,就是我“亡”</span></strong></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111517oc10cqw0zygabc6m.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="1.1239669421487604" data-w="726" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="726" data-backh="816"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111517dnma33npmz0p0a33.jpg" class="" data-ratio="0.8472032742155525" data-w="733" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="733" data-backh="621" style="width: 276px;height: 234px;"/></p><p><br/></p><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89983" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px;"><section data-id="us539538" class="_135editor" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px;"><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img style="width:80px;" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111517zphyu5ingwp2nir5.gif" class="" data-ratio="0.8428571428571429" data-w="140" data-type="gif"/></p></section></section><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">妈妈们老是吐槽爸爸</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪读鸡娃统统不参与</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">哪知道</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">爸爸陪读吼娃更是</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">掀桌摔椅家产难保</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;"><strong><span style="color: #D92142;letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">哭戏打戏排上倒海</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;"><strong><span style="color: #D92142;letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">心梗骨折狂犬疫苗</span></strong></span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪读爸爸急火攻心</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">下起手来下起口来</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">也是吓死个人</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111518o7dz3cd4dpt4phgg.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="1.2825040128410914" data-w="623" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="623" data-backh="799"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111518ykzgw2kii2uz913w.jpg" class="" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="640" data-backh="498" style="width: 276px;height: 214px;" data-cropselx1="0" data-cropselx2="938" data-cropsely1="0" data-cropsely2="730" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.778125" data-w="640"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪读诚可贵,亲子价更高;<br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">若为生命故,两者皆可抛。</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111518wg3wgkcg3ht4zw5x.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="0.8471177944862155" data-w="798" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="798" data-backh="676"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">娃爹也会练狮吼功</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">不写作业全家和谐<br/></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">一写作业声嘶力竭</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111518erzbz2uuz69t2dzn.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="0.424" data-w="750" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="750" data-backh="318"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111519oyq154rzcytyrfgn.jpg" data-copyright="0" style="width: 272px;height: 274px;" class="" data-ratio="1.0051020408163265" data-w="588" data-backw="588" data-backh="591"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">心梗高血压</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪娃作业送娃上学</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111518povnqnpesxseazf8.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="0.627172195892575" data-w="633" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="633" data-backh="397"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">作业前,你好我好大家好</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">作业后,一个咆哮一个哭</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">什么前世情人?</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">爸爸陪读一样鸡飞狗跳</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">山崩地裂</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111519kar3apa4mlorrp7m.jpg" style="border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(220, 220, 221);border-radius: 0px;padding: 10px;box-shadow: rgb(200, 200, 200) 0px 0px 6px;width: 100%;" class="" data-ratio="1.073972602739726" data-w="730" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="730" data-backh="784"/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111519yuvthauzmvib5auc.jpg" class="" data-ratio="0.81" data-w="600" data-type="jpeg" data-backw="600" data-backh="486" style="width: 270px;height: 219px;"/><br/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 1px;">陪读爸爸自暴自弃模式</span><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;"></span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">大吼“叫你‘爷叔’好不好”</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 14px;color: #888888;">(“爷叔”:上海话对长辈的尊称/对捣蛋小青年的别称)</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">感受一下这排山倒海的愤怒</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">“你想写几就写几,</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span 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style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">▼</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: #D92142;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">“我早想揍你一顿了”</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">第一批80后已经快被00后气死了!</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">真是谁陪作业谁糟心</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><iframe class="video_iframe" data-vidtype="2" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" data-ratio="1.7666666666666666" data-w="848" src="https://v.qq.com/iframe/preview.html?vid=e056321mdan&width=500&height=375&auto=0"></iframe><br/></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111519xoidriysyixhri3r.jpg" data-copyright="0" style="width: 266px;height: 235px;" class="" data-ratio="0.8848920863309353" data-w="695" data-backw="695" data-backh="615"/></p><p><br/></p><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89983" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px;"><section data-id="us539538" class="_135editor" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px;"><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img style="width:80px;" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111517zphyu5ingwp2nir5.gif" class="" data-ratio="0.8428571428571429" data-w="140" data-type="gif"/></p></section></section><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: left;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">陪读这条路,</span><span style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 1px;">简直比取西经还艰难!</span></p><p style="text-align: left;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">历尽天劫!九九八十一难!</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: left;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">怪不得说当下主要矛盾已升级:</span></p><p style="text-align: left;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">现如今最主要的家庭矛盾是一帮从小不怎么让父母操心考试成绩也能名列前茅的父母和一帮每天陪着做作业改卷子签名字但成绩依然不理想的孩子之间的矛盾。</span></strong></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: left;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">生个孩子不容易,养个孩子更不容易,陪读更是伤心伤身还伤命!</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: left;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">80/90后爹妈的日常是:</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;font-size: 15px;">不谈学习,母慈子孝,连搂带抱;一谈学习,鸡飞狗跳,呜嗷嗷叫;让老人血压高,让邻居不睡觉;前一秒如胶似漆,下一秒叮哐就削。给孩子的爱,像极了一句歌词:爱恨就在一瞬间。尽职尽责,精神分裂,这就是我们生活的真实写照。</span></p><p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111520m0a0j5vgvt5red5a.jpg" class="" data-ratio="0.9246794871794872" data-w="624" data-type="jpeg" style="width: 254px;height: 235px;"/></p><p style="margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; text-align: center;"><img src="data/attachment/forum/201801/17/111930izq020c5qwf5utyz.png" alt="_20171229151454.png" aid="attachimg_628789"/></p></section></section>

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现如今最主要的家庭矛盾是一帮从小不怎么让父母操心考试成绩也能名列前茅的父母和一帮每天陪着做作业改卷子签名字但成绩依然不理想的孩子之间的矛盾。
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