611 发表于 2018-1-7 10:15:40

两个已婚十年的同学,带着各自的妻子参加聚会...结果吓一跳

<h1 style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); white-space: normal; line-height: 25.6px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><section data-id="8129" class="" style="max-width: 100%; line-height: 25.6px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section title="" data-original-title="" class="" style="padding: 30px; max-width: 100%; width: 667.778px; min-height: 300px; color: inherit; border-color: rgb(198, 198, 199); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-image: url(data/attachment/forum/201801/07/101500o3559ksmhj3yb22y.jpg); background-size: auto; background-repeat: repeat;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 30px; margin-bottom: 30px; padding: 30px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.298039);"><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/07/101459b8zh33r3l80hr6h8.jpg" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; visibility: visible !important; width: auto !important;" width="auto"/><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">两个已婚十年的男人带着各自的妻子参加聚会。几个流程下来大家都累了。女人们坐在一边讨论家庭和丈夫。男人们则一旁抽烟聊天。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">甲对乙说:&quot;哥们,你老婆很漂亮!&quot;</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">乙眯着眼睛看了看正在抿唇一笑的老婆,笑了笑:&quot;是的。&quot;</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">甲又说道:你们刚结婚没多久吧?</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">乙说:<span style="max-width: 100%; color: #D92142; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">不久,十年而已。</strong></span></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">甲惊讶得说道:怎么可能!你们看上去像新婚!我和我老婆也十年了,你看!她的样子完全变了,黄脸婆一个。怎么看她都不太顺眼,出门都不想带,我要是有你这样的老婆就好了!不过,你老婆看上去十指不沾阳春水的样子,应该不会做家务!这点比起来,我们家老婆子还是有优势的,起码,她把我们爷两照顾得蛮好的。 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">乙又笑了:你又错了,我老婆是漂亮,看上去什么都不会,但她什么家务活都会做,做的很好。我们的女儿和她一样漂亮。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">甲的脸色开始变了,他愠怒的说:<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: #D92142; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">同样的都是女人,怎么区别那么大?</span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">乙吸了一口烟轻飘飘得说:我能记得清她爱吃什么,她喜欢做什么,甚至她想说什么我都能猜到。我从不吝啬对她好,鞋带松了我能在大街上蹲下去帮她系好,累了我能帮她按按脚,下班回家在路上带点她爱吃的橘子,早上起床我会吻她额头,下雨天我能从另一个地方赶过来接正在买菜的她。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">她怕花钱,不肯买好的衣服,我知道她的码,直接买回家。化妆品也是我帮她在买。你可以吗?你为你老婆做过什么?</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">甲脸红了:因为他想到自己在家都是对她吆五喝六,稍有不顺心就给她摆脸色,就在昨天,还在因为她去超市买了一件300多的毛衣吵架。更遑论他说的那些举动了。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">乙又说:自己的老婆自己不疼,不付出点什么,<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: #D92142; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">女人一旦失去了恋爱中的那份宠爱,就会像花儿失去了水分,珍珠失去了光泽。</span></strong>她要照顾这个家,无暇打扮自己,无暇对你和当初一样,你为什么不帮帮她?看看你老婆,刚刚她从我身边过,我甚至闻到了她头发上的油烟味。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">我们刚来之前,我老婆在为我们炖牛肉汤,你闻得到吗?因为她洗了澡,换了衣服,甚至喷了一点香水。她是在为我博面子,不想我在朋友面前抬不起头来。<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">话说到这里,甲起身牵起坐在一旁瞌睡来了一脸疲惫样子的老婆,轻言说了句:“<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: #D92142; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">累了吧?我们回家。</span></strong>”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">婚姻生活里,双方懂得为彼此体谅,理解,甚至付出更多一些,少一点抱怨,就会少很多争吵和不满。幸福这种事情,其实不难。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #0080FF; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">婚姻中的两个人像车胎上的齿轮和链条,在不断地磨合,磨合,也许换个新的齿轮和链条婚姻这辆车能够开得更快,但却再也找不到第一次驾车时的喜悦、憧憬的心情,往往将婚姻推向分崩离析边缘的罪魁祸首恰恰是婚姻中的你和我。</span></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #0080FF; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">如何维护婚姻使其保持在最佳状态,就让我们来看看“比小三还毁婚姻的这十件事吧”!</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">一戒:不要在外人面前争吵</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">二戒:不要在儿女面前争吵</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">三戒:不要在对方生病时争吵</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">四戒:不要翻对方的旧帐</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">五戒:吵架时不要殃及对方父母和家人</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">六戒:吵架时不要砸东西</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">七戒:不要说伤害对方的话</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">八戒:不要以死要挟对方</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">九戒:不要动手打人</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 0em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">十戒:不要轻易说离婚</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">珍惜当下,珍惜身边人,珍惜婚姻。有爱,还有什么过不去的呢?</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 25.6px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FF0000; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">喊了老婆之后,就别再让她受苦受伤了,因为这是每个‘老公’必给的,也叫承诺……!</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-indent: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">丈夫是左手,妻子是右手。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">左手摸右手总是没感觉。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">当有一天,左手流血了,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">右手一定去帮着止血。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/07/101459iwodrr9xfwoegdno.jpg" style="border-radius: 50%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; visibility: visible !important; width: auto !important;" width="auto"/><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">当有一天,左手痒痒了,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">右手一定去给挠挠痒。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">当有一天,左手提东西累了,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">右手一定会去帮你负担。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/07/101459fots9uqwi6autbhu.jpg" style="color: rgb(192, 80, 77); font-size: 20px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; line-height: 25.6px; border-radius: 50%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; visibility: visible !important; width: auto !important;" width="auto"/><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">所以:不用去嫌弃你的右手,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">更不能嫌弃你的左手。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">因为左手拍右手,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">才能鼓出精彩的人生。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/07/101459wmml5ytcc7rlyf3y.jpg" style="border-radius: 50%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; visibility: visible !important; width: auto !important;" width="auto"/><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">执子之手,与子偕老,相濡以沫,<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">平平淡淡才是真!!</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">爱在有生之年,爱在当下。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FF0000; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">————致所有深爱不嫌弃对方的人</span></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/07/101459oikaviapiioa96nk.jpg" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 宋体, SimSun; line-height: 25.6px; border-radius: 50%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; visibility: visible !important; width: auto !important;" width="auto"/><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">一生之中有一个爱你,<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">疼你,牵挂你的人,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">这就是幸福。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">万人追不如一人疼,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">万人宠不如一人懂。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="" src="data/attachment/forum/201801/07/101501bvsmfzdzrv4ff10v.jpg" style="line-height: 25.6px; border-radius: 50%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; visibility: visible !important; width: auto !important;" width="auto"/><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"/></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">世界上不是所有的人都可以</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">掏心掏肺互诉衷肠,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">路过的都是景,</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">擦肩的都是客。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">想你所想,爱你所爱</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; line-height: 2em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; color: #FFFB00; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">珍惜!珍惜!</span></p></section></section></section></section></h1>
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